"It is for aid and comfort through all the relations and passages of life and death. It is fit for seren days, and graceful gifts, and country rambles, but also for rough roads and hard fare, shipwreck, poverty, and persecution" Emerson
Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.
Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.
I’ve been reading through the notes and I just have to say that I absolutely promise, promise, promise you that nobody in the dental surgery is there to judge you, and we’re certainly not mad at you. Cavities happen. Even to dentists. You think your dentist has a mouth full of virgin teeth? Unlikely! They’ve all visited eachother’s surgeries to get a quickie filling (ooh, saucy) between patients. They understand that life can get in the way of oral hygiene sometimes. They understand that life’s too short not to eat chocolate. They understand that you’ve got to live. I swear to you that everyone in that room is just there to help you. Please, please, please don’t stop going to the dentist because you’re worried they’ll be mad at you. It’s really not the case. They understand. It’s fine. It’s really, really fine. Please go to the dentist. I promise you it’s ok.
theres been so many bot waves on this godforsaken site. erica and her video games, how does my theme look, bitcoin wallet bastard, I’m almost nostalgic for the days I could open my inbox and see a fan mail in shitty font begging me to check out totally-not-malware.gov
bots these days have no honor. no panache. no flair. not even a semblance of effort. “come fuck my ass babie” fuck your own damn ass you no talent having piece of shit. go code a trojan for your grandmas decade-old court stenographer chain email.
I talk to myself way too much like I’ll be pumping gas or in the grocery store, then I’ll be thinking about some dumb meme that was like “spare dick sir?” And say it out loud to myself and be like “that shit killed me” and i know seeing me from afar im giving crackhead energy probably
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